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Its really pissing me off with people who refuse to bring their brain out when driving or perhaps they don’t have any. Or simply, those who bought their brain out refuse to use it to think.

So today, I would like to highlight a few points on how to become a Better Driver.

• Always check your fucking blind spot la. Knn those assholes thought they are very pro, who refuse to check are simply assholes. NO MATTER how PRO you are. You don’t have eyes all over your head. So, just turn your freaking head when you are changing lanes. That 1sec action is going to save lives. THOSE WHO DON’T LIKE TO CHECK BLIND SPOT. PLEASE DON’T DRIVE THANK YOU.
  
• SIGNAL when you are turning left or right on a lane which can go STRAIGHT. Seriously, FUCK you if you are jamming me up without giving any indication that you are waiting to turn when other road users want to go straight.
• PLEASE FUCKING HELL PLAN YOUR ROUTE IF YOU ARE UNSURE OF THE LOCATION. Plan before you leave your home. Your indecisive driving behavior confuse ALL other road users at that point of time, thus higher percentage of getting into an accident.

Just 3 points for today. PLEASE GO PRACTICE IF YOU FALL INTO ANY OF THE ABOVE CATEGORY. And better don’t let me see you on road if you drive like shit.

One last IMPORTANT point.

PLEASE SELL YOUR CAR AWAY IF YOU LIKE TO DRIVE AT 50-60KM/HR. A VAN OR LORRY IS CHEAPER, WITH CHEAPER ROAD TAX, DIESEL ALSO CAN TRAVEL UP TO 100KM/HR. OR IF YOU ASK ME. I THINK BUS IS A BETTER OPTION FOR YOU.

The reason for coming up with this topic is because, every single day, I curse vulgarities at other drivers for driving like an idiot. I met endless fucked up drivers everyday. Therefore, I just had to say it out somewhere to let people know how I feel.

There are alot of people who aren’t aware that they have FUCKED up driving skills. So right now, I’m going to tell you what are those behaviours of FUCKED up drivers, so that you can avoid being a FUCKED up driver. Or perhaps, maybe you are already one and you dont wish to be one of them anymore, so read on to learn!

As there a lot of reasons why xxx is a fucked up driver, I will post them on different days as I do not have so much time to delicate for blogging. But as this topic interests me. I will try to update asap.

** xxx refers to any person who drives like an idiot*

1. THE-NEVER-STOP-BRAKING-FOR-NOTHING-DRIVER

Have you notice how some IDIOTIC ASSHOLES always brake for nothing? Even when the car infront is like 100 car length away? That IS NOT the worst! There are even more idiotic assholes who brakes when there are NO CARS infront of them. Have you figured out why is this happening? I encounter quite a number of such IDIOTS on road often.

Reasons why they brake for nothing.

• *Looking at speedo driving type of driver, OMG! its 61km/hr! I am speeding! Thus, *brakes* (when speed limit is 90km/hr)
• *Oh shit! I’m going to bang into the car infront of meeeee! *brakes* (when the car infront is like 100 car length away, and in ur vision, that car is like an ant size to you)
• *Humji Driver – everything also scare. So brake n brake = slow is good! kind of logic, thus *Brakes*

Reasons why they are FUCKED up.

• They cause danger to other road users by braking for nothing. If you have driven long enough, you should know usually when you drive, for example, you are the 3rd car, you will notice the 1st car & 2nd car together, so when an emergency brakes happen, you can brake even before the 2nd car as you saw the 1st car braking, to avoid chain collison. But in this situation, you are happily driving and alert and know that very well the traffic is very smooth. No braking is required and this IDIOTIC ASSHOLE infront of you taps on his FUCKING BRAKE PEDAL every 20secs. And you being the car behind, you got alerted by his god damn brake lights and you gotta do the same fuckings shit braking every 20secs to avoid hitting him.
• Such cases usually piss you off during peak hours or heavy traffic, as you are unable to overtake them. They do it on the right lane, and the left lane is moving way slower than the lane you are in, so end up, you stay in your lane and suffers behind this IDIOTIC ASSHOLE.
• With their constant braking, there will big gaps infront of this assholes, as they are SOOO SCARE to bang into someone, thus other cars will keep on cut into his lane infront of him. Then he will brake and brake and brake. Thus making you, travelling slower and slowerr and slowerrrr…

How to Counter such Assholes.

• If you are rich enough, just drive on bang into their fucking car! I always wanted to do this but didn’t because I have got no money! One day when I am rich, I will just bang them. Get out of the car, throw money at their fucking face and ask them to sell off their car and take bus & MRT.
• Actually not much ways to counter them already, cause they are just so humji, anything you gonna do, they will just keep a distance away from you.

Please stop visiting my blog if the following happens:

• You don’t agree with my views. Please do not leave stupid comments saying that I am wrong or whatsoever. I just will delete them.
• Thinks that I am arrogant.
• Thinks that my way of insulting other drivers is very mean.
• If YOU are a fucked up driver.